
(Source: cringeathon)
7fck:
anue:
Friend: how do you say i love you in german
Me: ich liebe dich
Friend: i also love dick
das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons
I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.
yeah german tends to get right to the point
the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go
I be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody lmao
Yo tbh don’t be cute if you live far
lmao.
might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
i have to pee
I’m fucking wheezing




